AE-003

"Anomalous Entity - Zero Zero Three"

Dual-Classis - ♡ Graceful Innocuite

Location - Fort Nibiru

ALIAS : "THE PHONOGRAPH"

Written by Head Researcher Kyle Young

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DESCRIPTION

 

-AE-003 is a anomalous phonograph seemingly manufactured in the early 1900s. It has a German Imperial war flag on its side, as well as a name plastered next to the flag, E. Dusseldorf. The phonograph, since its discovery by the Foundation, has not stopped playing, and any attempts to turn off the phonograph have been met with utter failure. The music playing-most of the time-is an old Imperial German marching song, "Schwabengruß." The phonograph seemingly randomly switches music from Schwabengruss to the "Traufenau Marsch," another Imperial German marching song. It is completely unknown what causes the switch between music.

#One could deduct that due to the various Germanic elements surrounding the phonograph, that not only is E. Dusseldorf a German, but that this phonograph was manufactured in Germany, most likely during the reign of Kaiser Wilhelm II. However, as with most proposed details about Anomalous Entities, this is impossible to prove due to a lack of conclusive evidence.

 

ANOMALOUS EFFECTS 

 

1 - The Panacea Effect

 

-Any human entity upon hearing the music, will be, according to first hand accounts, "met with a feeling of relief and a sense of security." Any entity, animal, human, or otherwise, upon hearing the music, will also be cured of any physical wounds, no matter how severe, from something as minor as a paper cut to something as major as nerve damage seemingly magically fixing itself. Mental illnesses also seem to be cured among human entities, with subjects reporting that any depressive thoughts seems to have vanished, and in one case, a subject being cured of mental retardation, sustaining an increase in ■■■ IQ points.

#The Panacea Effect produced by THE PHONOGRAPH is exactly what everything we deal with here is : Anomalous. How it works is unknown, all that it is known is what it does. ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■. Let us pray there are no long term effects, and this phonograph truly is a Panacea-A cure all.

 

2 - The «Прощай», "Goodbye" Effect

 

-Anomalous Entities's such as ■■■, ■■■, and ■■   have completely lost all anomalous effects, and have become normative subjects due to being exposed to the music THE PHONOGRAPH produces. ■■■ , "Джон", has ceased movement and all functions upon hearing the music during its attempted escape of {CLASSIFIED} during the ■■■ ■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■. Джон is now pronounced "TERMINATED.". 

#The «Прощай» Effect is one of the most effective weapons at our arsenal. We have much to owe to this entity. 

 

CONCLUSION

 

-More evidence is required to make a complete conclusion about the nature and being of "THE PHONOGRAPH." However, this is what seems to be obvious : It does not posses a danger to anything around it, in fact, it clearly is a boon to beings around it. The entity, if sentient, does not seem to have a malicious intent. That is all I will comprehensively conclude for now.

 

-Head Researcher Kyle Young